Friday, March 9th 2012
I figured I should give some tit for tit if I’m asking for ladies to send us sexy pictures. Here’s a picture of me and bohemea back in November.
There we are! Speaking of tit for tit! The birthday pictures I’m receiving are be-stilling my beating heart! Gratitude, my loves! And you can always send more! We’ll be up & about for HOURS yet! (email@example.com)
FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE FOR BLEACH
THE FACT THAT I SPENT THE AFTERNOON SCRUBBING OUR ENTIRE APARTMENT WITH CLOROX MOMMIE DEAREST STYLE WILL ATTEST TO HOW SEXY THIS IS TO ME. DAMMMMMN GURL
NVC AFTER DARK is my favourite late night show!
encephalopathy asked: How did you and suicideblonde meet?
SB found me on Livejournal 10 years ago via our shared love of Megan Mullally. The first message she ever sent me said, “I think you’re my future bride.” SPOOKY POWERS!
Once I wrote an essay about how important this movie is. IT WAS RIVETING.
encephalopathy asked: Do you play any instruments?
Let me tell y’all a story about me & instruments. When I was in the 4th grade we all had to take this aptitude test to test into band. I passed the aptitude test when made me believe that I was a musical genius. I was not. The instrument I chose was the alto saxophone & boy was I excited! I think I chose the sax because I wanted to be like Lisa Simpson (she plays tenor though doesn’t she?) Anyway, the beautiful shiny instrument was so lovely to gaze at in its velvet lined case. I was smitten! I loved the wooden reeds that I had to suck on to prep for music making. I loved positioning my fingers correctly. I was going to WAIL! I did not wail. I SUCKED! The only positive result of my two years of band was that sometimes I got out of math class for band practice & I formed a kinship with this kid in my class where we’d argue over who the teacher hated more & we’d take turns being last chair. OH! And there was also this boy I had a crush on named Jimmy (TO THE LOST) & one time he touched my thigh while we were discussing band details & I thought I was going to DIE FROM PRE-TEEN SEX TENSION. This also began my mild to moderate obsession with boys named Jimmy/James.
this is by far my greatest work.
THIS IS ART.
Do you guys wanna talk about M. Shan’s magnificence? Because I do. And it’s my birthday so I get whatever I want!
undermytree asked: what is your favourite feature (and their can only be one!) on a girl? also..happy bohemean birthday!!
Oh god! I was just going to say flesh since that covers it. My favourite body part is probably the soft part of the upper inner thigh. My favourite feature on women in general though is their scent. I respond to women pheremonally. And thank you for the birthday love!
dead-red-head-deactivated201206 asked: Yay! I'm loving your stuff tonight even more than normal. :)
I’m more charming when I’m being fêted!
quickdraw-kiddo asked: If you could describe your relationship with suicideblonde as a movie, which would it be?
Our initial answer went: Bo: CALIGULA! SB: Caligula meets Mrs. Doubtfire! Then we agreed we’re most like The Dude, so The Big Lebowski without all the adventure & instead of bowling we watch TV & instead of having sex with Julianne Moore we talk about Julianne Moore, then have sex.
encephalopathy asked: Where are you from? How old are you?
I’m originally from the mid-west which as I’m sure fellow mid-westerners will attest, is EXACTLY like the sitcom Roseanne. I turned 34 today.
Nine Inch Nails - Physical - NIN|JA Tour - 5.27.09
HIS GUITAR IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF HIS PENIS STRUMMING!
I know I said this the other day, but on account of today being my eleventy-first birthday & my not knowing half of you half as well as I should like & liking less than half of you half as well as you deserve, I will be candid Bo Draper for the next couple hours! Fill my (ask) box!
Do you think if Pothy was here she’d take off her clothes & tell me about the time Elvis gave her an orgasm? I NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT STORY!
THE PICTURES WE ARE GETTING VIA MY EMAIL ARE FAN FUCKING TASTIC! SRSLY LADIES OMG
SUICIDEBLONDE. TUMBLR @ GMAIL . COM
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! HIGH FIVING A MILLION HORNY ANGELS!