Monday, September 26th 2011

10:27 PM

“ Like I could take a nap at 4:15 p.m. and then I’ll wake up twenty minutes later and have absolutely no clue where I am. I’m like, “What era is this? Is it the 1920s? Am I a flapper? Should I go and put on a flapper costume and go flap at a party?” Then I’m like, “Is that what flappers even do? Flap? Is flapping a verb?” I’m that out of it. And I’m also drenched in sweat. Like some little Dutch boy in knickers ran over to me while I was sleeping and poured a bucket of water on me. Or like I have malaria and it’s 1932 and I’m surrounded by mosquito netting. I’m drenched. I’m covered in goo. I’m like a baby deer covered in placenta hobbling around trying to learn how to walk, thinking that it’s the 1920s and I’m a flapper and there’s a little Dutch boy running around with a bucket of water. That’s what naps are like for me. „

Mr. Funny Pants by Michael Showalter

Tag(s): Quote I hate naps.

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