10:58 PM

Eli Roth is giving away his amputated wisdom teeth to whoever can come up with the cleverest use for them. My use would involve grinding the larger teeth into a fine powder & wearing it in a vial on a chain around my neck. The smaller one I would just dry swallow like a pill. Extracted teeth are beautiful - so substantial & frightful! The extracted teeth of a master of horror are even better! My own extracted teeth had impressive roots. If I had saved mine I would have wrapped them up with sticks & a strip of my bloodied shirt & a tuft of hair & left it on the doorstep for SB to find.

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Dem’s my teef. Whoever has the most fun, creative idea gets them. Simple is okay too (earring, necklace, nipple ring) but you have to tell me how you’re going to design it and then send a pic of the tooth when it’s done. I’m not the jewelry maker, I just grow the jewels. That sounded weird. I’ll decide tomorrow night.  P.S. Cloning me is totally cool if you know how.