5:47 AM

Weeds, episode 608: Gentle Puppies

I knew there was a filthy sex scene coming up between Nancy & Zach Morris. I did not know that MPG would totally violate MLP in ways that I’ve only imagined. He pulled her hair, spanked her with a belt, bent her over a bar & held her down while he had his beastly Preppie way with her. It was one of the most outstanding sex scenes I’ve ever witnessed. When I said to SB, “Great! Now Mark-Paul Gosselaar is going to be in all my masturbation fantasies for the foreseeable future!” she reminded me that he’s surely made some appearances in the past because of Kelly Kapowski. SB is always the voice of reason. And Mary-Louise Parker is, pants down, the most magnificent woman that has ever graced the earth, and Nancy via MLP is enthralling. I love her impish, mischievous sexuality so much. I love that she’s a danger slut & that she provokes men into doing exactly what she wants & that her evil beauty controls everyone around her. What a woman.