Thursday, December 4th 2008
Amy Poehler’s 8 Simple Rules for Being a New Yorker
exclamation:antikris:borednyc:randominternet:
1. Be nice to everyone, especially people wearing hospital bracelets.
2. Don’t ask white girls if they “left their ass at home.”
3. If you have to bring your baby to a movie, make sure he laughs at appropriate times.
4. Don’t eat Cheetos and then sit down at a fancy hotel piano.
5. If you are in Central Park and think you are getting mugged, first check to see if maybe you’re just part of a student film.
6. If you see Oprah at a fancy function, don’t grab her wrist and ask for money. Quietly sneak up behind her and whisper, “You give me that money, Oprah. You hear me?”
7. When walking on a New York street, try not to spit, litter, bleed, or take a crap.
8. If you need to do any of these things, try to do it between two parked cars.
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i love amy poehler. i’d lez out for her.
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seen it all done, sadly.
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RE #7: And I swear to God this is true. I was in Queens last month walking along Broadway and I think it was like at...
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For Reals: Amy Poehler’s 8 Simple Rules for Being a New Yorker
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