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Tuesday, November 20th 2012
“He was past youth, but had not reached middle age; perhaps he might be thirty-five. I felt no fear of him, and but a little shyness. Had he been a handsome, heroic-looking young gentleman”
+ Jane Eyre on Edward Rochester
Fassturbate to this.
Wednesday, October 10th 2012Tweet
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012
Monday, September 10th 2012
Sunday, July 22nd 2012
SHOVE THESE FASSY FACES INSIDE YOU!
Wednesday, July 18th 2012
Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender: Smash of the Titans - W by Mario Sorrenti, August 2012
Not even totally sure what kind of weird awesome sex position they’re in here, but I know I LIKE IT!
Thursday, June 28th 2012
Stop it Fassy, you’re hurting me.
Tuesday, April 17th 2012
KISS HIM!!!!!!! EXPLORE YOURSELF BY KISSING YOURSELF, FASSY!!!!!!!!!! FASS HIM!!!!!
ENGAGE IN THE ACT OF MUTUAL FASSTURBATION! MAKE A FASSTURBABY.
Monday, April 9th 2012
Shame | 2011
The sex scene with Michael Fassbender and Amy Hargreaves pressed against the glass of a room window in Manhattan’s The Standard hotel was actually filmed above a busy street during the day. Spectators watched while the two actors, in the nude, smiled and waved at them from the hotel room above between takes.
Since the Standard Hotel opened in New York in 2009, it has become notorious for its guests engaging in public sexual activity in front of their rooms’ windows, sometimes for the entertainment of audiences on the street or in the High Line park below the building. This phenomenon has been documented in articles in New York Magazine, The New York Post, and The Observer, among other publications.
Sunday, April 8th 2012
This movie destroyed me. And not sexually like I expected, but with EMOTIONS.
I also really want to watch Brandon & Patrick Bateman flex fucking each other.
Friday, March 23rd 2012
I’M SPEECHLESS. I’d say something, but I’M SPEECHLESS!
Sunday, March 18th 2012
NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU
Michael Fassbender in ‘Prometheus’
I’M GOING TO FASSTURBATE ALL OVER THIS MOVIE!
Monday, February 6th 2012
Gary Oldman, Jean Dujardin, Demian Bichir, Brad Pitt and George Clooney at the Oscar nominee luncheon today in Beverly Hills
DAMMIT THAT SHOULD BE FASSY IN THE MIDDLE! That would be a great name/premise for a sitcom Fassy in the Middle! Michael Fassbender getting up to crazy hijinks and what-have-you. Anyways. THAT SHOULD BE FASSY!
I CAN’T FASSTURBATE TO THIS! Wait. Hold on. Focusing on the fuck-faces Brad & George are exchanging. I will Cloon my Pitt to this & think about Fassy later! And don’t think I don’t see you there, Oldman! You’re gonna get some mind-action too, my love! HIP THRUST!